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"William, move your head! Lookit the size of that boys head!" "Shh" "I'm not kiddin', it's like an orange on a toothpick!" "Shh, you're gonna give the boy a complex!" "Well that's a huge noggin! That's a vertual planetoid!" "Shh!" "Has it's own weather system!" "Shh shh shh!" "Head! Move!" -Stewart (Mike Myers) and the cop

"I like the night life. I like to boogie." -Charlie (Mike Myers)

"Eeevill, like it is the fru-its of the de-veeeell. Eeeevill." -Charlie (Mike Myers)

"Oh, I hated the colonal, with his wee, beady eye and that smug look on his face 'Oh, you're gonna' buy my chicken!! Oooooooh!'" - Stewart (Mike Myers)

"Harriet?" "Mm?" "Marry me." "No." "...please?" -Charlie (Mike Myers) and Harriet (Nancy Travis)

"Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper, if ya' can, hallin' that gargantuin cranium about!" "Shh" "I'm not kiddin', that kid's head's like sputnik! Spherical, but quite pointy at parts!" "Shh " [Lower] "Well that was enough sad, wasn't it?" [Chuckles] "Yes!" "He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow." [Chuckles] -Stewart (Mike Myers) and the cop

"Two words: therapy." -The cop

"This Poem Sucks" -the poem Charlie (mike) scat sings to Harriet

"What DO you do here?" "I look at breasts! Yeah, and I'm a detective! But, mainly the breast thing." -Duckman and ?

"Joe, care for some coffee?" "Oi neva' touch caffiene!" "Good, there's only one pot! *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG!*" -Duckman and the guy from the addiction self help centre thingie

"Sounds like it's having a hallucenagenic affect. Not like a drug that is harmful and wrong and just say no kids, but spacey none the less. -Cornfed

"That felt pretty f*beeeep*in' good!" -Bernice

"The best way to take our minds off the smell of burning flesh, is to begin tonight's karaoke contest!" -?

"Karaoke: Japan's cruelest invention since Hari-Kari!" -Duckman

"Jump my bones McCoy! Lets unplug our devices, you check out the captain's log, and I'll make sure our torpedos are *fully* armed!" -Duckman

"I'm famished, hows about we blow this psychology pop stand and go grab us a couple dozen greasy cheese burgers!" -Duckman

*crunch* "Ow! My face! You hurt my li'l face! Oh, it hurts so bad!..." -Duckman

"For years, you've mocked me, well I don't have to take your crap! Those putdowns, and insults, well I don't have to take your crap! You lazy oaf, you stupid dope, I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOUR CRAP!!!!" "Yaaay! Whoohoohoo!" -Bernice beating Duckman up, then the crowd starts cheering. (I'd have to say this one's my favorite. By far. Dunno why. ~_~)

"All I ever wanted to be as a kid was a millionare. Did I ever tell you my father's last words to me?" "Mm-hmm. Careful son. I don't think the safety's on." "BEFORE THAT!!" -Duckman & Cornfed

"Yes, I'm all right. If you can call a small lost ship drowing in a sea of tears all right, then I'm all right." -Cornfed

"Aversion Therapy: by associating pain with a Specific pleasure, you'll be conditioned not to do it again." "I doubt it! He's so damn cute!" -cornfed and one of the senators in the support group New!

"The human body is mostly not for eating." -Ajax New!

"It must be inordinatly taxing to be such a boob." "You have no idea." -Pinky & the Brain

"Do you have any idea why we've been camping out in this wretched wall?" "To aquire a dank and musty smell?" "Pinky, you have the reasoning skills of a burlap sack." -Pinky & the Brain

"We are witnessing the birth of a powerful new art form!" "*gasp* Is it decopage? Narf! I *love* decopage!" Pinky & the Brain

"El Narfo!" -Pinky

"Can I have your little bag of complimentary peanuts, Brain?" *heh.* "Your anacronistic jest amuses me, Pinkus." -Pinky & the Brain

"The Irony of it all, Pinky! Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say 'moo.'" -The Brain

"That oughta keep the little squirts happy." -The Brain

"And now another -" *CRASH* "-useless fact." -Yakko

*gasp* "Boom baby, boom! I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!!" -The Evil Midnight Bomber (duh-huh) from the Tick

"You're watching fox. Shame on you." - A commercial break from the Critic, preformed by the Jay Sherman.

"Don't look at me like I'm frickin' frankinstein, come give your father a hug!" -Mike Myers, (as the bad guy from Austin Powers)

"Your mother was a lizard!" -Raoul (one of the brownies) from Willow

"You may not touch my monkey." -Mike Myers, Saturday Night Live

"Jee, I hope this won't lower your opinion of me."- Daria (from Daria)

[Third rock sting] "When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's in a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles; they call this a muddle puddle treedle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. This man is a genius."- Dick from Third rock from the Sun

"A spoonful of sugar, helps the medicine go do-o-o-wn!" "Not if you're diabetic." -Jane and ?, from Daria

"I don't like kids. Even when I was a kid I didn't like kids." -Daria from Daria

Ryoko and More ryoko two clips from the First episode of Tenchi Muyo!

"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating for you." -Eric Idle, Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -Westly, The Princes Bride

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